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Google Instant Explained

Step 1, turn off SafeSearch

Step 2, have grandma type ever so slowly the word "portabella mushroom" and watch all sorts of porn images and links automatically appear for the next 10 seconds as she goes through "p" "o" and "r"
 
Even with safe search off, there are no search suggestions for "dirty" searches. What a useless tool.
 
I wonder what the old man was looking at the end when he says: "Oh, look at that. I like that" and the girl behind him wickedly smiles.
 
But...no matter what, it just means people will still call me on how to fix something that 5 seconds with google would give them the same answer.
 
Why did they have to use the word 'Magic' to describe it? They sound like Apple talking down to their brainwashed and clueless legions of fashion victims.

Every presentation Google does like this is full of Google reps who look like mutants from where Leela's parents live in Futurama.
 
Azhar said:
Step 1, turn off SafeSearch

Step 2, have grandma type ever so slowly the word "portabella mushroom" and watch all sorts of porn images and links automatically appear for the next 10 seconds as she goes through "p" "o" and "r"
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with "p" you get a bunch of stuff about pandora radio, "po" a bunch of stuff about pogo games, and "por" gets a bunch of portal searches. might have to do with some preferences or something of mine but my safe search is off. :(
 
Sage Osaka said:
with "p" you get a bunch of stuff about pandora radio, "po" a bunch of stuff about pogo games, and "por" gets a bunch of portal searches. might have to do with some preferences or something of mine but my safe search is off. :(
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Even more interesting:

"P"- pandora radio etc

"PO"- pogo games etc

"POR"- porche, portal, etc

"PORN"- nothing...absolutely nothing pops up unless you hit enter or click search

Looks like Google had this one covered lol :D
 
Sage Osaka said:
with "p" you get a bunch of stuff about pandora radio, "po" a bunch of stuff about pogo games, and "por" gets a bunch of portal searches. might have to do with some preferences or something of mine but my safe search is off. :(
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bpizzle1 said:
Even more interesting:

"P"- pandora radio etc

"PO"- pogo games etc

"POR"- porche, portal, etc

"PORN"- nothing...absolutely nothing pops up unless you hit enter or click search

Looks like Google had this one covered lol :D
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I was making a joke :-P
 
Azhar said:
Step 1, turn off SafeSearch

Step 2, have grandma type ever so slowly the word "portabella mushroom" and watch all sorts of porn images and links automatically appear for the next 10 seconds as she goes through "p" "o" and "r"
Click to expand...

doesn't work!

and here i thought i had a legitimate explanation for how porn got on my pc at work!!! i swear, i did not go there nor was i looking for it!!!:cool:
 
nobody_here said:
doesn't work!

and here i thought i had a legitimate explanation for how porn got on my pc at work!!! i swear, i did not go there nor was i looking for it!!!:cool:
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haha yea sure. so you were simply just looking for african puckerfish eh?
 
they did a good job. even ++++++ does not show anything.
 
Google Instant sucks, because it automatically sets your preferences so that you only get 10 search results per page. Which means if 10 isn't enough, you have to wander through a bunch of pages, instead of having a more reasonable number, like 50, per page.

So I turned it off. So much for that.
 
How lazy are we? "I didn't have to hit the return." I had a stroke last year when I had to perform that EXTRA step! HA HA HA
 
i have been getting the same exact thing for a while now using the Dolphin HD browser on my Android device when doing a google search.......
 
Azhar said:
I was making a joke :-P
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You can only joke about things we can't try out within 10 seconds. :p

Now if this feature was a month away.... well that's different. All sorts of funnies can be made ;)



(just giving you a hard time) :D
 
I hope I have the right amount of change in my pocket for when the mothership comes by. Anybody want some applesauce?

:p
 
I'm really getting tired of features going from optional to default on. Way to make the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button redundant though, might as well remove both buttons unless someone opts out.
 
By the way, Google is busy manipulating the autocomplete results as we speak. Type in "Why is my", it auto searches to "Why is my poop green?", it'll be changed to display the second option "Why is my computer so slow" in a week, tops. :p
 
Google has been batting about 1000 in the instant whale shit extension department lately.
 
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